Lyrics
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TOMMY RUDE<br />
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Tommy Rude was a boy who was crude 4 the joy<br />
And he made all the little girls cry<br />
He was a son of a gun, made everyone run<br />
Because his manner was unrefined<br />
Tommy held defiance, and needed a little guidance<br />
So they took him 2 church for some prayin’<br />
Well, he tripped on a nun, now a converted pagan<br />
He said, “Lord hear what I’m sayin’”<br />
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I don’t care 4 soul searching<br />
I want everything here and now<br />
Don’t offer me no redemption<br />
So long as I’m alive, anyhow<br />
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Tommy Rude as a student, was shrewd, a major dude<br />
And made the baddest of the big girls sigh<br />
He drove a big car, was a football star<br />
A university free ride<br />
Tommy held a job as a runner 4 the mob<br />
When he decided on politics<br />
He was a son of a bitch, but he found his niche’<br />
“cause he knows how 2 work his tricks<br />
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Tommy Rude was the man who refuted the plan<br />
As the governor of New Yawk<br />
2 deport the aliens, when we can all make fun<br />
Of the way they look and the way they talk<br />
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In his speech he said,<br />
I don’t care 4 soul searching<br />
I’ve got everything here and now<br />
Don’t offer me no redemption<br />
I need more than heaven will allow<br />